I KNOW! I know! It has been ages since I've posted. I'm a big jerk face and a bloggette (little person who blogs a little... a new word, I've decided) failure.
I'm just so gd busy. The kids keep me running around in circles and *sigh*
A highlight or two.
"Miss J? Can we pull a prank on you?"
"What kind of kids ARE YOU? Asking the teacher if you can pull a prank? You need to work on that."
Moments later, whoopie cushion noises were heard. Moments after that, I owned a new whoopie cushion.
"Miss J, are we making you nuts?"
"Naw, I like you guys."
"Like... or like-like."
Pause. Eyeroll. "I enjoy your company. Most of the time. You goober."
"What's a goober? Is it a booger? Are you calling us boogers?!"
"Actually... it's a nut."
"Miss J? Can we throw you a surprise party?"
"How are you going to do that? I know where you are every moment of the day."
"Even when we are in the bathroom?"
"I said I knew WHERE you are. Maybe not the details of what you're doing."
"Oh. Well, what do you want for your birthday?"
"Ohhh! [with excitement] You know what I'd REALLY like?!"
"What, what?!" [class chorus]
"FOR YOU TO GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE!"
"Awwwwwwww!"
Hope that was enjoyable for you. More to come. I hope.
Love ya!
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