Today, some of my high schoolers came back to visit me. Baryon, Mr. Mustaccio himself, cracked me up. I didn't realize how much I missed the kid until he was whipping out one-liners left and right.
At one point, he was arguing with Eduardo over whether or not he had telekinesis.
Bayron: (deadpan) I have telekinesis.
Eduardo: What?!
Bayron: I can move things with my mind.
Eduardo: Yeah? Like what?
Baryon: My arms.
Touche.
