Wednesday, December 16, 2009

A Whole New World

Johnny: I can play Aladdin on the piano (starts mimicking it).
Donnie, Adonis, Andrew, Adrian, Bryan, Johnny, Me: I can show you the wooooooorld!
Me: I can't believe you guys know this song.
Johnny: Aladdin rocks, Miss J.
Me: I know this. And I'm glad you do too.
Andrew: Miss J, have you ever been rickrolled?
Me: Hello, Sir Nonsequitor. And yes.
Andrew: Can you believe he's a white guy?!
Me: No! I also can't believe you're getting an A in my class when you never do anything.
Andrew: Crazy, huh?
Johnny: It's cuz its a whole new world.
Me: Touche

Green, but not with Envy

Josh: Miss J, with that green sweater you look like the green M & M.
Sebastian: Isn't that the slutty M & M?
Jacky: Did you just call Miss J a slutty M & M?
Me: Why are we having this conversation?
Jacky: Miss J's not slutty. Or that round. Well at least her...
Me: Stop.
Class laughs.
Me: You guys are all jerks.
Jacky: You love us.
Me: True. Crap.