Info you need to know: Sebastian is about 4 feet tall. He's got elfin features and a spunky little personality. He's the younger brother of a feisty and intelligent student I had last year...and apparently, has an obsession with my pronunciation.
Yesterday
Sebastian: Miss J, say "Fresh."
Me: What? No.
Sebastian: But it's cool. It's cool the way you say "fresh."
Me: You're weird. Finish your lab. Then maybe you'll get your wish, Mentos Man.
Sebastian: Miss J. How does your mouth feel when you brush your teeth?
Me: Clean.
Sebastian: How does mint taste?
Me: Delicious. Lab. Now.
Today
Sebastian: My sweat smells like victory. See? Victory. Right here. In the pits. The side of my arm. It's triumph.
Me: You sound like an ad for Axe.
Sebastian: Because Axe is....FRESH! Say it!
Me: Oh god. Not again.
Sebastian: You're one saucy mama.
What is with these kids?
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