It's the first week of school, and already I'm getting homework excuses. Can you believe it?
Among them are all of the usual suspects--
Mr. I Left it at Home! It's on the Kitchen Table, I Swear! and
Ms. I Left it Here so it's Not Finished. And of course, there's
Mme. Uh....We Had An Assignment? Yes, yes you did.
So far, here's my favorite...
"Miss J? I didn't get my homework done because my brother had to have surgery on his privates."
*blink*
So.... you need your brother's privates to do your homework?
Somebody explain that one to me. On second thought... please don't.
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