Some things our students have done this year....
1. Learned all the countries in Asia and the Middle East.
2. Explained the causes and effects of both WWI and WWII.
3. Defined mutual symbiosis, photosynthesis, bioluminescence, eutrophication, condensation, evaporation, precipitation.
4. Brought brass knuckles to school.
5. Learned how to write Chinese characters.
6. Learned how to fold paper cranes.
7. Learned the basics of American Sign Language.
8. Formed gangs.
9. Stole all of my crayons.
10. Performed plays about the dynasties of China.
11. Written their own fractured fairy tale plays.
12. Effectively used the words conniption, chaos, pandemonium, cerulean, alliteration, onomatopoeia, idiom, simile, dilapidated, aye-aye, serene, atrocious, oryx and more.
13. Stole my rubber bands, glue, notebooks, pencils, candy, pens, markers.
14. Described the steps of mummification.
15. Described the functions of plant and animal cell organelles.
16. Brought in razor blades and threatened other students.
17. Learned all of the names of the bones, functions of bones, bone diseases and bone production.
18. Mastered fractions, decimals, story problems, basic algebra.
20. Put porn on their cell phones.
21. Made me laugh until I cried.
It has been a good year.
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