Last year, of our students tried to teach us how to create ghetto names. According to I-Sha-Kia, one has to have multiple capitol letters as well as punctuation. (And how can you argue with a girl named I-Sha-Kia?)
Not long after, I learned the name La-a. Of course, being a white girl, I looked at it, puzzled, and thought "La....ah?" Nope.
La. Dash. a.
Hilarious.
So, I've been working on my own ghetto fabulous names.
I will be J'Niqua (as I'm Miss J)
and my "first borns"?
L' and S*.
Oh yeah. Lapostrophe and Sasterisk. (Cuz I'm so sassy.)
If a boy? P&.
Pampersand. He be all KINDSA spoilt.
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