The Preposterous 3 P's

What a week! Not only did I have to have my pustulating (I'm going to go ahead and call that a real word) toe butchered by a sweet Indian doctor, but I've had to deal with three enormous pains in the neck. Drum roll please... Introducing the 3 P's!

(To shield their identities, I'm using only the first letter of each lovely darling's name. )


P3

J, my eternal shrugger (Doesn't know the answer. Sticks out his fat bottom lip. Shrugs his shoulders. Smirks. Rinse, and repeat.) decided today that it would be a really fantastic idea to wallop a kid right in the face! At lunch! The brilliance!

Now, granted, the punch-ee probably deserved it. He'd been verbally harassing one of my sweet students earlier in the day, J caught wind, and stuck up for his friend. POW! Right in the kisser. Then, of course, he gets sent to the office.

"J, what happened?"
J's response? He doesn't know. Sticks out his fat bottom lip. Shrugs his shoulders. Smirks. And then gets 3 days of out of school suspension for being idiotic. This is after, of course, writing gang signs in the bathroom, attempting to feel up several of my girls in class, and turning in no homework so far this year. Bravo!

I give you P3: The Puncher.



P2....

Meanwhile, T is in the computer lab, bouncing around like a lab rat on a cocktail of cocaine and caffeine. Normal behavior for him-- running across the room with scizzors, screaming at the top of his lungs, thumping his head against the wall, making incredibly realistic fart noises etc. The kid is a GRAND MASTER at the art of being truly obnoxious.

Today, he decided to go for the category of "Shock and Awe." So, instead of being his usual annoying self (though, to be fair, the kid is totally brilliant, so I can't hate on him too much), he decided to go on the internet during his math class, sneak past all of the various protectors and find some PORN!

Which he then showed to the entire class. Before his teacher found out (luckily, I was not his teacher during this subject, or he would have been killed and eaten by the school's pet jaguar.).
The best part? The porn was decidedly man on man. Great job! Nothing like some good old fashioned gay porn to make one's day brighter!

T then spent the rest of the day in the office pestering the amazing secretaries. No word as of yet if he is going to serve any sort of punishment. Even though it was obvious that he was the mastermind behind the scheme, he had somehow signed on under someone elses name... and so, they can't "prove" it was him. Genius.

So, introducing P2 in the far left corner..... The Pornographer!


AND..... Entering the arena for the very first time.... P1!

15 minutes before detention ended, R and half of the detainees decided to give my friend and fellow teacher, Ms. K, a run for her money. "We have to go to the bathroom," they whined. She rolled her eyes. Think they can leave detention early? Think again. She told them they could wait the 15 minutes.

R decided this wasn't fair. He wasn't going to sit around and wait. It was whack that he was in detention ANYWAY. So, with the cheering of the 14 others....

R walked to the back of the room, and peed all over Ms. K's floor.

I shit you not. Pee the floor he did. To the joy of the class, who applauded madly, and the total horror of Ms. K.

I give you contender #1-- The Pisser.