Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Today's Happy Snippets

Bored Kid who Doesn't want to Finish his Exam: "Miss J, I need to go to the nurse."
Bored Teacher who Just wants to Dance: Oh yeah? Pretty sure she doesn't treat mental problems."
Bored Class: BUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!
Kid:"Can I go see the counselor then?"
Laughter.


"Miss J, you and Jacob should have a rap off."
"What me, white girl, with white boy? Yeah, that should be good."
(Jacob) "That's gonna be the name of my first track. White Girl. Top 50. Right up there with Soldier Cookie [his G rated version of Soulja Boy or whatever the hell its called]"

What's hilarious about this? Jacob can actually rap. He's like Weird Al but...weirder. And you know, (brushing off shoulder) , I'm not so bad myself. Precipitation........

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