In the last week.....
1. A kid threw fireworks at the portables. You know. Where the little 4th graders and special ed kids are. Twice. Got suspended for 6 days.
2. A kid (maybe the same one) threw a burning stick into our field. And burnt half of it down. The firemen had to come and hose it with all their might.
3. Several 7th graders got drunk on tequila IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS. Told the teacher it was apple juice. Got suspended. (Also, hilarious to note, some of the drunken debauchery happened in the same room where pot was being passed around and sold earlier this year...Apparently Mr. B's classroom is partay-central)
4. I have been called a table dancer and was told (once again) that I had a "phat" booty. Also was told I had my "eyes shoved up my anus." And when I nonchalantly told a girl, after lunch, that she had "crap on her butt" (meaning, not actual crap...just that she sat in something and might want to run to the restroom for a second), she snottily replied "Maybe you should lick it off."
5. Heard at least five conversations about virginity-- who has lost theirs and who hasn't yet. A must do on the 8th grade check off list, apparently. (No pun intended. Ugh.)
Welcome to middle school in 2009, folks.
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