Friday, August 13, 2010

Shanked a Rhino

Student: Miss J, you ain't tough.
Me: Pfft. I shanked a rhino once.
Student: Was it already dead?
Me: Well, yeah. But I killed it with my GLARE.
Student: Yeah, your face will do that to a person.


Damn it.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I'm a fan of this quick-witted student. Although I'm surprised you didn't shank him w/ your glare, post-comment.