"Miss J! I'm your nephew."
"Really? You're my sister's son?"
"Yes. What's her name?"
"...Katelyn."
"No, it's not. It's MOM. Sheesh."
Boy: My brain is missing!!
Miss J: Did you have a lobotomy?
Boy: A what?
Miss J: Did you have part of your brain surgically removed?
Boy: Yeah!
Girl: (nonchalantly) They replaced it with a plastic car.
"There will be no pooping on my floor!"
"What do poor people do for fun?"
"They collect onions."
"No they don't! They hang out outside of Home Depot!"
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3 comments:
I don't know which is more disturbing: the fact that you have to instruct people not to crap on your floor, or the notion that your little sis could be a mother.
What a scary, scary world we live in!
PS: You must pet the Orange One for me!
dear ms binti,
please post more awesome adventures.
miss you lots,
d
I agree with anonymous d!
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