Friday, May 16, 2008

Immaculate Conception?

Today, my partner teacher was showing my kids the movie Twister. In the very beginning, the husband/father character is devoured by the shape shifting maw of a tornado. To this devastation, David says...

"Oh my GOD! Does that make her mom a VIRGIN?"

The sweetest, smartest girl in class replies, "No, it makes her a widow, you crack head."

Hilarious.

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