An actual apology letter written from one of my students to another. Words are exact. Even those in parentheses. Apostrophes have been removed from non-possessive words to stop you from going mad. Names have been changed to protect my obviously darling students.
Jose Gonzales
I'm sorry for telling you that your dad t-bags you and you suck it all up. Though you provoked me by saying you did (screwed) my mom, which is in no case funny just annoying. I will try to control my behavior a little better and my situations. I don't understand why the both of us didn't get into trouble but this is how life is. I go to school to be a student as well as you do. Not to make jokes and play. I come for the education. If you or I are ruining the chances we should be stopped. I will try harder in my quest for knowledge and again, I'm sorry.
Sincerely,
Thomas Anderson
Where do I even begin?
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