Tuesday, April 05, 2011

You can call me your Drama Mama

Today's Tragedy, Drama & Hilarity:

1. Tragedy: A girl in my last period class is rumored to be in the hospital after a suicide attempt.

2. Drama: Was one of 6 teachers who spoke to the superintendent about Our Very Student and her horrific track record. During The Incident, one staff member's back actually got THROWN OUT and she had to go to URGENT CARE. The people who did the initial investigation did NOT get all of the paperwork on her, and thought she had only 4 write ups all year... but had NONE of the documentation that led up to that. Maybe something will change?

3. Hilarity:
Gym teacher: okay, people, go grab the balls. You need at least fifteen balls. If you can, grab extra balls.
Osuna: Oh, I'll grab my--
Me: OSUNA!
Osuna: What?
Me: YOU KNOW WHAT!
Osuna: heh. heh. heh.

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