Snookified

Mario: Miss J, can we call you Snooki? (Snooky? Snookie??)
Me: Do I have a fake tan?
Mario: No.
Me: Do I have huge hair?
Mario:No....
Me: Do I have the IQ of a hamster?
Mario: No....
Me: Then why in God's name would you think it was okay to nickname me THAT?
Mario: Well....
Boy #2: She looks more like J-wow.
Boy #3: No she doesn't!
Me: How about calling me Miss J. I'm cool with that name.
Gym teacher: Snooky has the IQ of a school bus.