Luis: Miss J, will you wait for me?
Me: For you to what?
Luis: You know, wait till I'm 18 so you can marry me? I'll wear all purple. Purple hat with a feather in it, purple suit, cane, so I'll look like--
Me: Barney?
Luis: I love you, you love me, we're--
Me: (my expression says: shit.)
Luis: That really backfired on you, didn't it?
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