The Shit Show Continues!

Step right up, step right up! Only five cents to peek behind the curtain! We have all SORTS of heinous acts for your viewing pleasure.

Would you care to see.....

An assistant principal who is removed so an investigation can take place over whether or not he was within his rights in restraining a screaming, violent individual, leaving NEITHER of the original principals at the school-- but an interim, and another guy from the district?

A mother insisting that her daughter, the raging student in question, would not lie?

The very student herself, 5'6", stout and very strong, booming voice and facial piercings galore?

Step right up!


For an extra five cents, come and see ToDaY's special acts:

8:15-3:15 The Invisible Assistant Principal. Is he still removed, or is he a ghost? Come and see for yourself!

8:15-11:00: The student in question! Yes, folks, the VERY ONE! She is at school for your viewing pleasure, and you can see her--for your own safety-- from behind the glass of the ISS room. Why is she still in the school? Why has she not been removed? Or expelled? Ahh, a mystery indeed!

12:00ish: Be privy to a call home to the Very Student's Mother to inform her that her daughter does indeed need to be wearing dress code appropriate clothing just like every other student! Take with you this lesson, boys and girls, and listen to it well.......... Violence is just fine, just as long as you dress appropriately! Enjoy the fisticuffs and delight in your right to fight for noooooo consequences! Yes, here at DME we believe in the sanctity of anarchy. Step right up!

12:00ish: Witness the very student with her mother, right beyond the front office doors. Yes! Out of captivity and temporarily free. Do you dare step inside the lion's territory? But wait--there's more. Feast your eyes and enjoy the epic scene of MOTHER AND DAUGHTER SCREAM/FIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA! If you are patient, wait and you will see the police make a special appearance, cuffing our Very Student and taking her away in cuffs...

To be continued....