Me: I think that's even more work. They're like newts that can't sit still. Plus, I have a friend who taught kinder and a kid once pooped in her potted plant. I'm not dealing with that.
Edgar: I pooped in a shoe once.
Me: What, yesterday?
Edgar: Nope! Today!
Angel: I just realized I don't have pajamas-- just athletic shorts to sleep in.
Lizi: That's a tangent!
Edgar: I sleep naked.
Me: How did we get to this point? And can we get back to atoms?!
Edgar: Only if you say "gorgeous please". Gorgeous is better than pretty.
Sometimes I wonder how we get anything done.
Sometimes I wonder how we get anything done.
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