Me: Yeah, no.
Donnie: But it's my birthday.
Me: Still no.
Donnie: I hate atoms.
Me: We just started studying them! You don't know 'em enough to hate them. That'd be like me saying I hate you when you first walked in. On top of that... that means you hate yourself. Do you have low self esteem?
Donnie: What?! No!
Me: Well, sorry. If you hate atoms, you hate yourself. What did you think you were made of? And all that food you love? Atoms. That oxygen and nitrogen you're breathing in....
Donnie: (stares at me)
Me: Hating me a little bit now?
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