Your Mom Knows All the Answers

Bryan: What's the answer for "Who took pictures of DNA using x-ray crystallography?"
Me: Y--
Bryan: Because I don't know--
Me: No, I'm spelling it for you.

Bryan: Oh.

Me: Y-O-U-R-M-O

Bryan: Uh-huh, uh-huh

Me: M.

Bryan: Thanks....(sounding it out) ....your mom. Wait! HEY! That is so messed up.

Moments later....

Andrew: Hey, Miss J, how do you spell the picture of the chromosomes all lined up?

Me: Bryan, you want to take this one?

Bryan: Sure. You spell it Y.....O-U-R......M.....

Andrew: Thanks. Wait! Hey! MY MOM!? SERIOUSLY?! BRYAN!!!

Me: (to Bryan) See how much fun that is?
Bryan: Totally.