Me: Gabriel, please. Stop singing.
Gabriel: Aww, come on. But listen. I sound so good...
Me: Yes. Gabriel. Voice of an angel. Voice from the heavens.... I still don't want to hear it. Not for next ten minutes.
Hungry Like the Wolf: Did you just say that Mexicans have a separate heaven?
Me: Next ten. Not Mexican. And no, I'm sure if there is one, they'll go too. Gabriel will probably guard the place.
(Pause)
Me: Of course, even if they don't get in.... you know they'll all just hop the fence.
Class: AWWWWW!!!! .....Yeah. That's true.
I love that I can say such terrible things to these kids, and the undocumented ones laugh the loudest....
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