Yes, I know your name, punk.

Me: Aidan. Aidan. Aidan. Tuck in your shirt. The shirt. You look like you are wearing a dress. You look like a girl. You're gonna wear my shoes. Tuck in the shirt. Or get lipstick....

Crappy 7th Grader: HA HA HA AIDAN! Miss J's doggin' you. You gonna take that?

Me: Anthony. Anthony. Anthony. Tuck in your shirt. The shirt. You are wearing a dress. You look like a girl.....

Crappy 7th Grader: (Jaw drops) How.....how did you know my name?

Aidan: (tucking in shirt) Dude. Miss J knows everything.

Crappy 7th Grader: (looks miffed)

Me: (grins)

It happens ever year, and every year, I love it just as much.